Halloween time! Be afraid!

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[ygrii-blop.livejournal.com]

Chuck Norris is an old man now. And besides, I soundly whipped his ass in a bar fight in Manila back in '68. He's not so tough.

[7eventeen.livejournal.com]

Chuck Norris stopped being cool when he started advocating for Texas's secession.

[lafinjack.livejournal.com]

Wait, when did he start being cool?

[david-deacon.livejournal.com]

WALKER TOLD ME I HAVE AIDS!

[7eventeen.livejournal.com]

I'm...not sure.

[i.livejournal.com]

didn't texas secede and elect him president or something?

[udoswald.livejournal.com]

Chuck Norris is a stupid, old bigot. The facts are funny enough but as for the man himself I wish he would go away and stop trying to rip our country apart.

[mikepictor.livejournal.com]

^____ this!

[camac.livejournal.com]

Ugh yea this. Just knowing how much of an asshat he is ruins these silly facts for me.

[spamwarrior.livejournal.com]

Coincidentally, Chuck Norris lives in a round house.

[404.livejournal.com]

I see what you did there.

[spamwarrior.livejournal.com]

But I had the covers pulled up and everything!

[404.livejournal.com]

Ceiling cat sees everything.

[caerfrli.livejournal.com]

I've always suspected Chuck Norris was in the closet.