The European Space Agency builds rockets that they sell to the Russians, who in turn disassemble them and ship them to the space invaders, but they're not really space invaders, as they're simply 35-year-old men living with their moms playing old Atari videogames, however those old Atari videogames are not really videogames at all, but tactical nuclear warhead devices poised to strike at the United States as a retaliation against the North American Free Trade Agreement and the Christian Coalition, because Pat Robertson is really Father Time, who wishes to control the world's alarm clocks by making them constantly blink 12:00.
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The European Space Agency builds rockets that they sell to the Russians, who in turn disassemble them and ship them to the space invaders, but they're not really space invaders, as they're simply 35-year-old men living with their moms playing old Atari videogames, however those old Atari videogames are not really videogames at all, but tactical nuclear warhead devices poised to strike at the United States as a retaliation against the North American Free Trade Agreement and the Christian Coalition, because Pat Robertson is really Father Time, who wishes to control the world's alarm clocks by making them constantly blink 12:00.