Obviously your hyperbole detracted from the impact of your statement. I know what you're trying to do, and your gender does dictate how women sit. There's actual etiquette that dictates how a women acts and behaves and dress all to please and attract men. So yeah, you come off as really petty. The gender issues that affect women are huge, not just hyperbole.


Pro-tip. A little bit of hygiene will help you with your sweaty balls. There really is no excuse and personal comfort can be sacrificed to make some one else who is less able to stand have a seat and a better day. This is called courtesy, and should not be mistaken for gender discrimination.