Self-Help on the Border

[hardblue.livejournal.com]

Were you lying around this morning, wallowing in your own filth and despair, wishing that a movie would come along and yell at you about how the American government has failed to secure the borders and one man will have to save us all and Take Matters Into His Own Hands? Would you like everyone in the movie to complain about how the government makes them pay taxes but won’t enforce the law? How about a cast of flinty-eyed white guys who have seen too many Clint Eastwood films squinting and menacingly mumbling? Good news! Your dream movie is here.

-- Wonkette

Comments

[mckavian.livejournal.com]

There are all too many things that on the top of that list that have no business being on there at all.

Guns.
Money.
Fame.
Power.
Jealousy.
Hatred.

Just to name a few.

[anfalicious.livejournal.com]

Puppies.
Cuddles.
Cat macros (not actual cats mind, just pictures of them, I'm quite happy for cats to be something other people do, as long as they don't let them go outside).
Quiche.
Respect.
To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women.

These are the things that are worth loving.