[identity profile] hardblue.livejournal.com 2013-08-01 01:40 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe he should try to join this band:





I just saw this posted at ONTD (http://ohnotheydidnt.livejournal.com/80129496.html), and although it is not a perfect fit for this post, it seems like a marriage of themes.

[identity profile] yes-justice.livejournal.com 2013-08-01 03:55 am (UTC)(link)
UNHEAR!

[identity profile] yelena-r0ssini.livejournal.com 2013-08-01 04:39 am (UTC)(link)
What the actual fuck

[identity profile] joshthevegan.livejournal.com 2013-08-01 08:29 am (UTC)(link)
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

[identity profile] spamwarrior.livejournal.com 2013-08-01 12:20 pm (UTC)(link)
I was going to comment on this but there's not a single line that's worse than the rest. From the "I love your slanted eyes" to the "best nails in the city" lines, this was one great big fuckwad of horrible.

[identity profile] spamwarrior.livejournal.com 2013-08-01 12:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Nope. I lied. The big about "Happy Endings" was the worst.

[identity profile] the-rukh.livejournal.com 2013-08-01 03:01 pm (UTC)(link)
I have to agree with you on this part. Every part was the worst part ever, especially the music. Well maybe the "17 or 23, doesn't matter to me" Pretty sure these guys aren't in their early 20s.
Edited 2013-08-01 15:03 (UTC)

[identity profile] dwer.livejournal.com 2013-08-01 03:37 pm (UTC)(link)
what the actual fuck?

[identity profile] harroldsheep.livejournal.com 2013-08-02 01:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Image

please tell me this is some sort of badly-considered parody.