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Biden To Honor Fallen Soldiers By Jumping Motorcycle Over Vietnam Memorial

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If he is going to want to take the nomination from Hillary, he is going to need to do something special.

What? Like getting a Hardly Ableson airborne?

He should probably just retire. It's been a good run.

Forget Hillary. I want Liz Warren!

Gotta keep it real, dude!

You'd think Democratic voters would have learned their lesson about electing someone evil simply because they're a minority. Then again, if they were ever going to learn that lesson, they would have learned it by 2012. Sadly, Elizabeth Warren doesn't stand a chance for the same reasons people like Ron Paul, Gary Johnson, and Jill Stein never stood a chance: they're not whoring themselves out to the corporations. Clinton is the quintessential political whore, so she's probably destined to be our "choice" in 2016.

Onion, I love you.

Is Hillary a minority?

Umm... are you questioning her gender, or what?

America, fuck yeah.

No, I'm trying to figure the relevance of your little speech.

Yes, Hillary is quite obviously a minority.

EXTREME!!!!

they're not whoring themselves out to the corporations <== Relevance

"You'd think Democratic voters would have learned their lesson about electing someone evil simply because they're a minority."

wat

wat

Epic.

Obama is evil in that he is also whoring himself out to corporations (Monsanto, for example). This is my guess, of course.

madscience will have to tell us if I'm correct in deconstructing his comment or not.

That's all of one minority person.

My dad calls them Harley Fergusons or Massey Davidsons.

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