Poe's Law is EVERYWHERE!

[trog.livejournal.com]

Like bobbleheads, Seattle sports fans? Try Free Compost Night!

Not just any compost, mind you, but small bags of compost made from food waste, packaging material, drink cups, utensils and other stuff discarded during past Mariners games and transformed into a garden-friendly mix by Cedar Grove Composting.

LOL Seattle!

Comments

[pacotelic.livejournal.com]

Um, yeah. I'm not mocking your knowledge of compost, sport. I'm mocking that you find giving it away to be ludicrous.

[trog.livejournal.com]

Who the fuck other than a bunch of Seattle hipster hippie fucks is gonna wanna carry a... what, baggie? Box? Container? of stinky ass refuse home with them in their car -- oops, it's Seattle -- in their mass transit, back to their suburban home? If someone wants compost, it's quite simple to make it out of his or her own refuse. One doesn't need to bring it home. Next you hippie fucks are gonna be begging your fair competition coffee houses to give you their trash to take home with you.

It's a fucking stupid idea. But the whole point is that it's a Poe's Law kind of thing. It's impossible to tell a real hippie Seattle fuckster from a parody of one these days because they are literally out of their fucking gourds. No offense, of course.

[pacotelic.livejournal.com]

Starbucks already offers much better compost for the taking. Like I said before, this can't be very good composts, but it would still work for some things.

Compost, sufficiently digested, doesn't have much of a smell. The larger the pool of waste and more time you give it, the better it gets.

You're still 3 steps behind, aincha?

[not-hothead-yet.livejournal.com]

so its a stupid idea TO YOU, so what? Clearly it offends you that some people are doing something they think is a good idea and you disagree. But seeing as there's nothing mandatory about it, it doesn't involve money and has nothing to do with evil government, why in HELL do you have to be nasty about it? This, I do not get.

As pointed out, compost is a product. Some people do, in fact, pay for fecal matter for gardening purposes and should you pull your "durp durp that's stoopid, I'll sell you my poop!" blatherings they'd laugh in your face. Because clearly you don't know what in blazes you are talking about. Your shit is not comparable to grass-fed cow or sheep shit. Yeah, I know, that sounds just demeaning as hell, don't it? get over it.

[rimpala.livejournal.com]

this and it's also important to know that proper fertilizer and night soil are not the same thing for some pretty significant reasons...

[dwer.livejournal.com]

it's funny, because, dood. Why do you care?

[not-hothead-yet.livejournal.com]

more importantly, why the overusage of the word "fuck"?

[lafinjack.livejournal.com]

It's like a comma in Italy.

[pacotelic.livejournal.com]

hahaha

[rimpala.livejournal.com]

it substitutes for logic, as does his stereotypes.

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[rimpala.livejournal.com]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stereotype