Who the fuck other than a bunch of Seattle hipster hippie fucks is gonna wanna carry a... what, baggie? Box? Container? of stinky ass refuse home with them in their car -- oops, it's Seattle -- in their mass transit, back to their suburban home? If someone wants compost, it's quite simple to make it out of his or her own refuse. One doesn't need to bring it home. Next you hippie fucks are gonna be begging your fair competition coffee houses to give you their trash to take home with you.

It's a fucking stupid idea. But the whole point is that it's a Poe's Law kind of thing. It's impossible to tell a real hippie Seattle fuckster from a parody of one these days because they are literally out of their fucking gourds. No offense, of course.