Sep. 2nd, 2011

[identity profile] artkouros.livejournal.com
I got this email today from my state's governor's supporters.

Two Coffees in Heaven!

Having arrived at the Gates of Heaven, Barrack Obama meets a man with a beard. 'Are you Mohammed?' he asks. 'No my son, I am St. Peter; Mohammed is higher up.' Peter then points to a ladder that rises into the clouds.

Delighted that Mohammed should be higher than St. Peter, Obama climbs the ladder in great strides, climbs up through the clouds and comes into a room where he meets another bearded man. He asks again, 'Are you Mohammed?' 'Why no,' he answers, ‘I am Moses; Mohammed is higher still.'

Exhausted, but with a heart full of joy he climbs the ladder yet again, he discovers a larger room where he meets an angelic looking man with a beard. Full of hope, he asks again, 'Are you Mohammed?' 'No, I am Jesus, the Christ; you will find Mohammed higher up.'

Mohammed higher than Jesus! Man, oh man! Obama can hardly contain his delight and climbs and climbs ever higher. Once again, he reaches an even larger room where he meets this truly magnificent looking man with a silver white beard and once again repeats his question: 'Are you Mohammed?' he gasps as he is by now, totally out of breath from all his climbing. 'No, my son, I am Almighty God, the Alpha and the Omega, but you look exhausted. Would you like a cup of coffee?'

Obama says, ‘yes please!' As God looks behind him, he claps his hands and yells out: 'Hey, Mohammed, two coffees!'

Keep your trust in God; your president will be replaced.







I'm sure this is meant as a bitch slap at Mohammed, and Muslims in general, and Obama in particula - being a secret Muslim and all, but in both the Bible and other ancient European mythologies, there is no higher reward than to serve at the right hand of God. One is reminded of Hercules whose reward was to be the cup bearer to Zeus.

"Hey Hercules, two coffees!"
[identity profile] soliloquy76.livejournal.com
"Registering [the poor] to vote is like handing out burglary tools to criminals. It is profoundly antisocial and un-American to empower the nonproductive segments of the population to destroy the country -- which is precisely why Barack Obama zealously supports registering welfare recipients to vote."

"Encouraging those who burden society to participate in elections isn't about helping the poor. It's about helping the poor to help themselves to others' money. It's about raw so-called social justice. It's about moving America ever farther away from the small-government ideals of the Founding Fathers."


source: http://www.americanthinker.com/2011/09/registering_the_poor_to_vote_is_un-american.html

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