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Wasted time? On the internets!?

[the-hamburglar.livejournal.com]

You're just jealous because I don't sleep with fat chicks.

[the-hamburglar.livejournal.com]

Are you serious, after such a witty come back the first time this is all you could come up with. I want internet divorce.

[david-deacon.livejournal.com]

Har-har-har! You tell her, buddy! Maybe she'll go down to the gym.

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kiss up all you want, he doesn't fuck fat guys either.

[david-deacon.livejournal.com]

I beg your pardon sir! I am not fat. You could bounce a quarter off my abs.